GO GO, GG IN THE HOUSE!

welcome home

2009-11-30T11:11:00.008+04:00

Bye Dubai.. It's been great 3 years.. I hope you are able to repay the 80 billion.
It's less than 47 days till i'm finally gonna pack my bag and go back to the place i call home..

I see this

This

And this

Do you see it too?

where is the goddamn rainbow

2009-07-11T15:50:00.004+04:00

i wish my mood could be as colouful as this blogskin, unfortunately the only colours i see now is black and white. gloomy to the max.

have you ever felt stuck in a certain situation whereby, wherever or however you move, you are still stuck in the exact same spot? that's what i'm feeling now. i believed the only one who can relate to this kinda situation is kaew. totally. so i'm really glad that you are finally out of that shithole now.

why am i gloomy?

ohh, it's alittle bit of everything. feels alittle depressed, alittle stressed, alittle uncertain.

so what do i need now?

alittle courage, alittle enlightenment, alittle love, ALOT of money.

Root of the problem is that i no longer derived any job satisfaction in my job. i need to move out of it but i can't. to move out of it requires some backup money to last me till i'm ready to start G empire. it takes time to accumulate backup money becos all previous accumulated has gone to singapore's education sucker. do not have enough time to accumulate becos some things couldn't wait. couldn't bring myself to stay longer to accumulate anyway becos i feel like i'm wasting my life doing something which i don't enjoy doing anymore.

alternatively, find a relevant job in singapore that will contribute to startup of G empire. finding a job means need to attend interview. can't attend interview becos i'm not in singapore. can't quit my job now to go back and look for jobs cos i need to serve 3 months notice and clear my loan. so means need to stay for at least 3 more months. but some things couldn't wait! leaving you out of the equation doesn't contribute much. it will just add more weight to my baggage.

i need to strike toto or 4D. then all will be solved.
i wish next lifetime, either reborn me to be a fucking useless wastrel with no ambitions or please give me a fucking silver spoon that wouldn't tarnish.

please do not ask me any questions even if there something which you do not understand.
i have enough questions in my head! i need answers!!

i have been feeding on my dunhill but it's not helping. i need proper sleep.

only for you, kss love

2009-04-22T16:58:00.003+04:00

This entry is the first of its kind and it's specially dedicated to you.

My head is still spinning and weighed like 10 tonnes but i gotta do this.

Recall what qbv told you at the z anniversary, although i don't remember telling qbv about it, but it's true.

I'm getting used to your UBER (*quote you) grouchiness and i'm learning to enjoy being 'wrong' at times. Because you know gerald goh always have this 'she is always right' or at least 'she is right most of the time' attitude. Now i realized it's not about being right all the time, althou i still think that i'm right most of the time. haha. but you get the drift :D

I just want to let you know that i appreciate the efforts that you're putting in and the patience that you have for me and the whole 'very IN' LDR thingy.

We will reap what we sow :)
ILU.

ohhh sexy lady

2009-04-15T12:29:00.003+04:00

Everybody, meet the coyote of the Y-gen:

She's such a cutie ain't she?!!

project BIG S - come hunt with me!

2009-04-12T15:20:00.009+04:00

I am seriously sick of the clubbing-everynight-because-dunno-whatelse-to-do situations that we have always faced whenever i am back in SG. And you know, once you start that clubbing routine, it's like a domino effect that will hit you for the rest of the helpless days!

Because: once you start, club till 5am (it used to be 3am bafore the thai discos get better of us), reached home at 5.30am (sometimes 7am after supper), concussed and sleep till 5pm. Wake up, have dinner, slacked at home infront of the TV, go out at 11pm, don't know what else to do, club again. And the routine starts...

So, this time round, i am very determined not to commit that same routine again. And being the typical kiasu singaporean, i'm gonna dish out my plans for my leave in July!
I want to do more good food, more quality time with my friends, family and love, healithier lifestyle, more sports, more mahjong.

Mahjong!
This is easy. Vern and/or Baobao, nobody can beat you at your bu-ze-shou-duan-jio-pple-play-mahjong skill. (note: bu ze shou duan quoted from cole. haha)
We can set it on a wednesday night (baobao off on thurs) and a weekend. So twice a week!

Healthy lifestyle!
I have been wanting to play badminton. Anybody with me??
And Alac, the illegal pan and pot session + sun tanning + beach games. please go plan.
P.S: we can do it for Baobao's bdae?

Good FOOD!
Woohoo! This is the best part. And also the soul of Jane's project BIG S haha.
I have been surfing this website that gives food reviews and came out with my own food hunting list.. arboh all go eat together lor!

Chwee Kuey at Tiong Bahru market

Claypot rice at Geylang Lorong 33

Kok Kee wanton mee at Lavender foodcourt

XO Fish soup beehoon at Holland village

Samy's Fishhead curry at Dempsey hill

Nasi lemak at Changi village

Orh luak at Whampoa hawker centre

Teochew porridge at Havelock road

Shanghai Shen Jian Pau at Upper thomson road

Popiah at Joo Chiat road

Kway Chap at Haig Road food centre

328 Katong Laksa at East Coast Road

BBQ Stingray at Chomp Chomp

Dim sum at 126

Lobster aglio at Eastpoint mall, Simei street

Black pepper crab at Goh's residence cambridge road haha. My dad cooks superb crabs!

Bak zhang at Joo Chiat road. I is want to ta bao back to Dubai!

Fish & Chips at some ulu bandung place that Kaew told me before. I think it's somewhere near bukit timah or something.

And last but not least, dessert at brown sugar my love :)

Oh, and am going to taiwan with miss kva for a short holiday. anybody interested?

technology incurs the wrath of me!

2009-04-11T22:31:00.012+04:00

Imagine a day with your email, fb, msn and blogger died on you. It's knn to the max.
And because i don't want UBER girlie blogskin and no, no, no more sucks to be me. haha.

Work has been fine, just that now i am required to travel and it can be quite tiring. I just came back from Jordan last week, my hotel room was upgraded to the business suite for no apparent reason woohoo~! lucky me, good start haha. Next trip going to Qatar and Bahrain. Sorry drake, no yellow pages cause it's in arabic!

I personally like Amman, Jordan. Mebbe i'm sick of seeing all the skyscrapers in Dubai, feels good and peaceful in Jordan. They only have 2 skyscraper in the whole of Jordan and it's actually still under construction. The facade of the houses and buildings are all made of local limestone and i should say i really like the design of the architectures there. Some pictures from the trip:

Technically, Jordan has 7 mountains and the houses are all build on the hills n mountains. Polish your slope parking skill before you attempt to drive in Jordan.

I thought his helmet is quite cool! traffic police in the city

selling flowers off the road

80% of Jordanians are Muslims

Remaining 20% are Christians and other religions

Population of Amman is about 4 million. More than 50% lives in houses like this

The rich hideouts

The Roman Theater

Reminds me of the Gladiator!

bird-eye view of the theater

heritage museum within the roman theater

showcasing the costumes wore by women during the different eras. They look creepy!
bird-eye view of downtown Jordan from the Citadel

The Umayyad Mosque at the Citadel

The Temple of Hercules.

A place worth visiting, very rich in culture but due to time constraints i didn't manage to visit the other attractions like the Dead Sea, Red Sea, Petra which are situated out of Amman. I would definitely go back again!

nostalgia

2009-02-13T19:18:00.004+04:00

17 days of leave went by in the blink of an eye and left me in a state of delusion. I'm still trying to adjust and adapt.

I just went through my past blog entries and there's one titled 'six feet under' which i think is total bullshit. I was talking about how year 2oo8 will be a great year but it kinda turned out otherwise.
Things that should happen didn't happen, and things that shouldn't happen kinda happen. But i guess not all unexpected things are bad things.

Anyways, i'm going to post up some pictures but please don't laugh, althou i cannot stand it myself.

$%$#%$%#$%$#%
they don't call us bcc for nuthing eh. hahahaha
check out baobao's hair

the day that kaew lost her virginity

alac's bdae

before i left for dubai

what we've grown into

Baobao, are you sure you wanna leave us? another 10 yrs later i will post up another set of pictures, can you stand not seeing yourself in it?
you don't even dream about leaving us, we have alot of your ugly pictures throughout the years, one of it is you posing in your underwear with one hand holding a roll of toilet paper. i don't know if you still remember but if you've forgotten you can call me or drake we can refresh your memory. hahahahah.

sixteen days into the twenty-o-nine

2009-01-16T17:26:00.004+04:00

16 days into 2009 and i think erm, so far so good?

Anyways, i have a few sweet frens (excluding vernia lim and han lijing hahaha) calling me on NYE and insisted that i must be drunk already. I really didnt drink OKAY. Because Dubai's Sheikh Mohammed says we shouldn't celebrate as a gesture of respect to the people of Gaza who are currently suffering an war attack from Israel. So, he ordered all forms of celebrations to be cancelled and all hotels are not suppose to hold any parties and so, no clubbing no fireworks.
See, i told you so far so good. At least he didnt like ORDERED us to go help fight the war in Gaza.
Anyhows, NYE was a quiet night at coffee bean with nice latte and nice company.

8th of January announced the end of my goddamn traffic case with a Dhs 2000 fine.
11th of January relunctantly paid up the fine with my hard earn $. And guess what? I can only get back my passport 1 week after i paid up the fine. where got people so smelly one u tell me?!
18th of January gonna finally get back my little red book! nice birthday present.
22nd of January marks the beginning of love and more love :)

Ohhhs, talking about birthday, i had a dream about my friends celebrating my birthday at a thai disco and got the thai dancers to hang me flowers instead of us hanging for them HAHAHAHA. arboh is sweet one lor hahahaha. the thai disco disease tsk tsk tsk.

money no enough. money never enough!

2008-12-20T22:39:00.003+04:00

I've changed my mind. All i want for christmas is this:
If cannot, this will do too:
The lawyer fees cost AED 10,000. N'uff said.

Ar boh Santa, cham xiong ji eh lor?

latest update

2008-12-20T12:52:00.002+04:00

Latest news i have received is that the traffic laws were actually being amended in August and that i might face penalty more than just a fine. But i seriously have no idea what will i be facing.

Anyhows, my manager got worried and he has decided that we should engage a lawyer to play safe. So we will be making a trip to the law firm later and discuss with the lawyer.

This is sick shit. I don't like it.

All i want for Christmas is youuuuu

2008-12-17T16:57:00.004+04:00

Okay friends, the court has finally called me and i'm going to court on the 22nd at 9am.
Ti gong bo bi bo bi. Faster get back my passport and my car with MINIMUM FINE.
No passport = no GG in January = no GG for CNY = very sad mummy = no Sabai Sabai = no see my beloved friends and beloved = no laksa = no gambling = no fun = no recharge = GG will die.

And the fine! you know how many things i can buy with AED 6500??? you know anot???
I can buy:
1 very solid Laptop
1 solid handphone + 1 solid semi-pro camera + 1 Ipod
1 Fred Perry shoe + 1 Guess watch + 1 D&G eyewear + 1 Gucci sunglass + 2 Lacoste Polo-Ts
1 super pedigree Golden Retriever (no need instalments. vern say if fail to pay instalment dog will be tow away. hahahaha)
An all paid trip to Seoul/Taiwan

SEE!!! So many things i can buy!!! the more i type the more angry i am!!
Really lor. I should learn to love and pamper myself more so that i won't feel like a loser when my money is put into wrong use.

All i want for Christmas is you: little red book
And you:

Drake, this is at least 20times cheaper than yours eh. Ok?
Hahahahaha. thankyouverymuch.

little prayers

2008-11-15T15:31:00.002+04:00

Eh all of you, everybody, please, whether you're buddhists, taoists, christians, catholics, muslims or any other religions that you can think of, whatever god that you pray to, please pray for me that i don't have to pay so much fine tmr and i don't want to go to jail. thankyouverymuch.

GG goes to court

2008-11-11T17:03:00.004+04:00

Its pretty amazing how i kinda make it a 'must-do' thingy to 'visit' the police stations of the countries that i worked and resided in. The day before yesterday saw a sickly gg stuck in one of the Sharjah's (another emirate of UAE) police station. And erm, conclusion is i will have to attend court this coming sunday and might have to pay a hefty fine of AED 6,500 (ard SGD 2,600) to get back my passport, which is now being detained by the Sharjah Police so to prevent me from running away and also my car, which was being confiscated by the police for a month. KNNBCCB.

So what happened was:

All along i was driving in Dubai with my SG International License while i was on visit visa, which is legal. Then last month, i was converted to the residence visa, and residence visa holders require the UAE driving license to drive. And SG International License used to be able to be converted directly to UAE driving license without taking any lessons and road tests but they changed the goddamn law like 2 months ago i think. So, YES, i didnt change my license so am still driving with my SG driving license as a resident, which is ILLEGAL.

Actually i was planning to go take up the bloody lessons and road test like REALLY SOON?? and everything was fine until tat day i got involved in a small car accident, which isn't even my fucking fault. Anyway, do not wish to go into details of the accident, it really makes my blood boils! So the traffic police came, checked and realized lim pei do not have the UAE driving license and so off we go to the police station. and becos of their 'efficiency' i was stuck there for 5 fucking hours, nvm, i also happened to be fucking ill tat day.

And the whole time at the station, they were all speaking in Arabic and being frustrated after waiting for such a long time, i asked the police what exactly is the situation now and what charges am i facing. He told me it will be lodged as a police case and they might detained me and then deport me back to Singapore with a FREE one-way ticket. Seriously, being sick and pek chek to the max, tat really sounds like the best outcome EVER. Im seriously thinking if i should leave this very sick place earlier.

Now i feel so handicapped without my car.. and im very angry lah! Pau pau! i wanted to bring you around lah! :((((((((

G - BORED

2008-10-27T17:18:00.002+04:00

I know.. i know lah.. i know i need to blog.. even the bloody flooble must send me notification to 'threaten' me, saying that if no one leaves any comments on the chatterbox few days from the date that they sent me the notification they are gonna remove the free chatterbox from my blog. Knn.

Flooble obviously doesn't know how much i hate being threatened. Anyway, in the end, thanks to Liangyi the wonderwoman who always appear and decided to leave a comment at the 'right' time.

I really am freaking bored now, im sitting alone in my office doing nothing productive at all.
I hope my boss would never come across this spot, he can visit any other gspots for all i care.
I think maybe i should change job.. find one like Drake's, so that i also can fly back to SG as often as she does. I am not complaining D, i really was thinking about it lah. Ar boh we go 'xi hei qian' lor. TSK.

I think my blog is freaking boring.. but i do know that it's still much better than Kaew's. Hahaha.

Yeps, that's it. Nothing haps in Dubai recently. Anything haps in SG?

Other than SABAI.
and Alac's car woes.
and Baobao's itchy fists.
and DW's LCD TV.
and Pau's Paul Frank.
and Vern's museum.
and where is cole?

Oh, and i actually went to google about this WALL-E after reading Kaew's blog. so it's a fucking robot. kns.

P.S: Lanny, we go ice-skating lah.

stranded

2008-09-26T16:57:00.002+04:00

Why does songs always sound better when you listen to it in the car...

久未放晴的天空依舊留著你的笑容
哭過卻無法掩埋歉疚
風箏在陰天擱淺想念還在等待救援
我拉著線複習你給的溫柔
曝晒在一旁的寂寞
笑我給不起承諾
怎麼會怎麼會你竟原諒了我
我只能永遠讀著對白讀著我給你的傷害
我原諒不了我就請你當作我已不在
我睜開雙眼看著空白忘記你對我的期待
讀完了依賴我很快就離開

hatred = zero

2008-08-23T22:35:00.006+04:00

i realized hatred doesn't exist in my dictionary and i think it's a good thing that i spend my time loving than hating. of cos there were alot of times where i've gotten upset, angry, annoyed and irritated by actions of some people but end of day i will get over it, after sprouting all my knnbccbs. hah. i think i came close to hatred before, but after realizing how much energy its eating up on me i decided to give up. it's really quite tiring to hate someone and like wtf, after they did me wrong and im still suppose to suffer becos of them? me is no stupid..
i know this is super random and i dun even know why im writing this entry.. i think i was thinking about someone whom i thought i would not want to think about anymore but it didnt turn out to be what it is..

After getting angry and disgruntled, it all boils down to zero again.. actually i kinda hope i will develop some hatred towards you but it just doesn't seems to work that way.. i always get reminded of the good things that you've done and not the bad things that you've said, like the bad things has never existed. i can even remember your expressions and your smile but mebbe i will forget them after i wake up from my slump in awhile..

it didnt really hit me, i think it was just becos it's been a long time since anyone came this close to my 10 feet wall barrier or it could be that i was just as bored as you were or it could be just me and my silly thoughts of laying down the heavy weapon and shield that i have been carrying all these while.. but then again im quite unsure if i will ever have enough courage to go around without carrying my weapon and shield.

Just like how i was telling a heartbroken friend today, if you want something, make sure you have the best. if you can't have the best then want nothing at all.
we deserve only the finest in life baby.

I think nobody knows what i'm talking about but it's okay, just know that it's 17 days to finest love, friends and family..

Ignorance is bliss

2008-08-13T22:09:00.002+04:00

sometimes we inevitably put ourselves in a very vulnerable position, where no amount of words or actions are able to justify it. i always knew that being a bad boy is a much easier character to enact. we really should practise what we preach. good man die much earlier anyways.
fuck it. let's all be bad and die rich. knnbccb.
Ignorance no doubt is bliss.

september love

2008-08-02T12:43:00.002+04:00

Okays. Actually I wanted to wait till everything is confirmed before posting this but i realized i can no longer contain my eagerness to return to the place where i came from so here it is: IMFUCKINGBRINGINGSEXYBACKINSEPTEMBER! Watch out: 9th Sept to 22nd Sept.

Im beginning to detest and reject the fact that im missing out on so many occasions with all my loves, so this time i decided that i should make it up for 2 BIRTHDAYS. That ah lian on the 10th and that longkang viet kid on the 21st.

I really really need to go back and find my inspirations, get motivated, feel loved and then get back to kiss the camel's ass. Im not kidding, i fucking miss you guys. And I DON'T CARE. I WANT TO HAVE A CHALET! If you need a theme, it's gonna be: AH BENG and AH LIAN! HAHAH! I just enjoy doing the most unglam things with all of you. And honestly, i miss the times when Alac and I have all sorts of ash coloured hair, Drake with her Mohawk, Baobao with her RED hair, Kaew used to be so cool and ham (giggles, kidding lah). Go to madmonks looking so snobbish and fucked up.hah. I think we're really a fucked up group but i just love the way we fuck it up. awesome.

But i dun think its gonna be easy to get together for a 3 days-waste-our-life-away-event.
Kaew, do u think u can go back to Taiwan after the chalet? Baobao n Alac can you all take leave?
Drake, will you be in town? Pau, will you be flying? Vern, will you be at the library?
Okay, if not me and cole will go on a trip to somwehere to be decided laters. hor boy?

YAY!

2008-07-28T22:01:00.003+04:00

yay!! my home internet is finally up!!!! i am so happy!! that i want to be an ah beng now!! knnbccb!!!

I really really appreciate Starhub now. I never knew getting the wireless connection done could be so difficult. Knn, i have to like make a thousand phone calls to the internet service provider, wait a thousand years for their technician to check the fucking problem, get a new wireless router, call the router system provider, spend dunno how long toking to the operator, follow how many thousand steps... blah blah blah..... i really took much longer than this.. i oredi summarized it, really.

But anyhow, im just glad that its finally done. next thing im gonna do is to install the internet calling shit and start calling all my babies!! yay!!
I can call singapore, vietnam and taiwan!!!

Watch out for your ringing phone!!

g for gloomy

2008-07-26T12:23:00.002+04:00

Alot has been going on.. I think i need some bcc and supercult love, heavy dosage. Oh what am i without ma boys and girlies?

I believe in what he believed in. But i need you to believe in what i believed in.
Do you understand what i am talking about? Maybe not, because i can't really figure it too.

let's Gossip

2008-07-24T17:45:00.005+04:00

She is sizzling HOT! somebody clean off the blood off my nose pleaseee... She's so cuteeeeee and her body! omg.
Dw, she's better than Britney spears hahahah. Or maybe i just have a thing for girls with mole on their face..
tsk tsk tsk..
MY BAD.

G Room

2008-07-10T18:05:00.002+04:00

That kinda sounds like a name for a club. Tsk tsk tsk. I die die also want to open a les club in Singapore some time in the future man. I have like so many ideas of names and slogans that i can name for my club and its cool hurhurhur.

Anyway, GG has just shifted and moved into a decent apartment. This is a company's accommodation so i'm sharing the 3 bedroom apartment with my colleagues (pls don't ask me what nationality they are).

My room is pretty comfortable becos i made it comfortable. Last week you will not find me anywhere else in Dubai other than IKEA. There are still some small details that i want to settle before taking pictures of my room and showing it to you guys.
Oh lulu! i finally got my sofa eh! hahaha so happy! I take picture show you ok? hahah.

I need to find nice pictures of me and my friends, i need it to do something. Can those of you who always take pictures but never upload be kind enough to send me some to my email? Yah Drake you're one of the more obvious fucker who never like to share pictures. And i heard you went back to SG again. You're a cheebye.

teatime jokes

2008-06-25T16:30:00.001+04:00

Drake and I were discussing about femme quest.

Gerald says:
i think u should join lor, u confirm WIN

DW says:
nabei

DW says:
baobao join also will win

Gerald says:
baobao will win if both of u join lah, becos she will not hesitate to flash her nehneh

DW says:
HAHAHHA

DW says:
and she like to squeeze cleavage to convince pple

DW says:
but if kaew join

Gerald says:
she join competition must let her win one, if not she will beat the judges

DW says:
baobao and i will lose

Gerald says:
HAHAHAHA

DW says:
cos she got REAL stuff and look like sammi cheng

DW says:
ahahhaa

Gerald says:
hahahha

how much do you think you're worth?

2008-06-17T12:39:00.004+04:00

Okay, my company email account is down so there's alot of things to be done but unable to do so i decided to blog.

So what have i been up to after i came back from SG? Let's leave work aside, GG has gone into a state of delusion, ultimate 'duo luo-ness', sleeping over at people's place, sleeping with girls, drowning in alcohol and kissing in return while getting kiss... heeheehee.. sounds good right..

I think my boys will love to join me eh hahaha.

Anyway, time passes in a flash here in dubai man, it was 3 months ago where i saw all my loved ones in SG and i am in dubai for 15 months already.. In the 15 months, i missed out alot on the parties, celebrations, breakups, get-together, fightings, laughters and tears.. And looking at how things are now, i will probably be here for another 15 months or even 20 months.. which means, i'm going to miss out more of the above mentioned.

Sometimes i think about it, i think im really afraid that some day, becos of all the things that i have missed out, someone i love will forget about me, about the times we have shared or not love me as much as before..

I think i once had a talk with someone regarding this. She told me i will not be easily forgotten. So i started thinking about how much im worth to my friends or family that will not make them forget me.

So how much do you think i'm worth? How much does "GG" worth to you?

(I am also calculating how much you're worth, hmmmmm....)

WARNING

2008-05-19T11:18:00.002+04:00

I am sorry, i know i haven't been blogging and i kena many many complaints oredi for not blogging but i have been really busy ever since i came back frm sg.. so in order to make it up and before my blog gets boycott, am gonna blog a long entry today. You guys can read until you go blind.

I had a good trip back in sg, it really feels good to be back home back in your own country after a long time away. Bangkok was great, just that somehow or rather 24 hours a day just ain't enough for us. Best part is the food! But i didn't managed to fulfil ALL my cravings thou. Vernia lim! We're suppose to go hunting for nice KWAY CHAP! Anyway, only thing abt this trip is that proper planning wasn't done so kinda wasted alot of time deciding where to go so next trip back im gonna make sure we plan the itinerary properly! BabyV, you shall be in-charge of planning my schedule.

And i managed to meet up with some old friends and got to meet some new friends.
Liangyi has gotta be the best gossipmate, forever giving me surprises and update me with people of diverse nationalities. oh feed me some kimchi baby. heeheehee.
Ah Lian, when we talk, i think its either we laugh until the sky drops or we cry until the earth shakes. Feels damn shiok but not enough time this trip.
My illegimate Mrs Goh, Hanhan, Gabby and Nellie are my all-time favourite. Quality time with them always makes me a happy BOY. :) P.S: When you get pregnant, you must name your baby with names starting with G ok? Becos Gerald mah then Gabriel oso starts with G so he won't suspect the baby is mine hahahah.
Carmen wong, you gotta stop stressing over school work and come out more often you know? you have been stressing with school work like for a million years oredi, when the hell do you graduate? TSK.
Dot leong, you sucked. I only saw you once, not counted at PLAY becos i was drunk oredi and ah lian say u suppose to text me on the day i leave. kns.
Supercults! All my babies, big baby small baby cry baby grouchy baby fat baby skinny baby timberlake baby corn baby slut baby. whichever baby you all are, i love you guys to bits. And i wan to tell you guys that i really appreciate that all of you try to make time just for me.

The whole vacation is like a 'Explore and discover Thai Culture' kinda of thing, becos from BKK to SG, i spent more time in Thai discos more than anywhere else. All the boozes clearly have been really influential, evidenced and backed by those astounding kisses, blood fighting, shouting at the top of my lungs in BKK etc etc. Come to think of it, these are like so BCC characteristics, a part of us, we just couldn't live without troubles becos troubles will find their way to our doorstep anyway. Not true? Well, i attended court with Alac few days after i got back in SG. haha. Sorry Alac, was just trying to be funny. Anyways, i received your text that day and i thought it was really sweet of you to update me like this, really. And Alac, i didn't forget about your bdae prezzie, Cole n Pau too.. I will get something here and probably pass to you guys when my EK girlfriends fly back to SG :) Those of you, namely vern kaew baobao drake, birthdays not here yet don't make noise.

Okay now, look up and see that WARNING thingy? I've got something to announce supercults.
I am sure you guys remember about this person that i mentioned quite alot back in SG. And that person has claimed that she heard rumours about me/my frens going around spreading words about her being involved with me or watsoever. I think the rumour is bullshit, whether anot it's true.

As far as im concerned, anything regarding us within the group do not travel out, at least not thru our mouth. And i dun think anyone of you is too interested in that person anyways.
So apparently, in an attempt save her own ass, this person has been telling her friends and gf quite a great deal of shit about me and us (applicable to BCC). Such as, i tried to hit on her knowing that she's taken and she did not reciprocate, we are known for being notorious, going around seducing and seizing people's gfs etc etc.

Oh rites, you acted like you're cool enough to play some games then you backed out. And now it became my issue. I have said NOTHING about you to anyone whom you heard the rumours from. You started the game sweetheart. It's totally cool to end it and i think i have swallowed enough to make you look like an angel so really you should stop all this nonsense.
I won't repeat myself for 2nd time. Don't make me bastard you.

And then my group. Anything new anot? I'm really sick of all these old stories and i think they should all keep their gfs in the cupboard if they cannot keep them by their side. As if they never knew it always takes 2 hands to clap.
We don't care about what you think of us anyway. People who hates us spend their time talking bad about us while queueing from Jurong to Pasir Ris. I suggest you take some time off the queue to accompany your gf, just in case you might think anyone of us is screwing her on our bed.

P.S: I would love to stop all these nonsense with the last bit of generosity and tolerance that i have. So friends, nobody mention any names alright.

deserted.

2008-04-06T16:51:00.003+04:00

kaew very smart, blog a short entry, suck here suck there then gao dim oredi. so if i still don't find time to blog i think i will kena.So, time flies..... knn i left singapore for like almost a week oredi. and i have to start clearing shit and like 95 emails the first day i reported work. LIFE SUCKS. hahahh. its not funny.i miss you guys already, i cant help but kept looking at the pictures on my facebook, i think we had a great time and we're really funny? Then huh, i realized about 80% of my pictures showed me drinking beer, holding on to a glass of beer or i will be somehow somewhr around liquor. sibei song. and then i think i kinda miss thai disco? hahahah. Eh, someone tell me the title of the 'cha cha la la' song leh! i wan to download hahah. jialat, tio virus oredi.

Anyways, HOW THE FUCK IS QTOPIA? Pau, u're the best.. you know i will sour so u tell me is not very nice right? ahhah. but since u guys paid like 40bucks, i hope u guys had fun.. show me some pictures! u know this baobao damn nabeis, the day after i left she called me and tell me ALL OF YOU are going to QTOPIA without me and that YOU ALL ARE GONNA HAVE ALOT OF FUN. For this, i think she deserved another punch. i shld have punch harder that time. DAMN IT! My birthday wish next year will be for baobao to get bahcais for the rest of her life HAHAHAHA.

I think i still have alot to say but i couldn't find the energy to put them into words right now.. i will be back.

its the final countdown

2008-02-05T22:28:00.000+04:00

Another 29 days for some great LOVE in sg YO.

I miss my folks man. my sister posted some CNY decor pictures in the house for me to see and omg i think my parents really love CNY a tad bit too much tsk tsk... and my mum so funny she very worried i don't get to eat reunion dinner here, the past 2 times she called me kept asking me where im going on eve of CNY.. but i totally understand her concern becos ever since she gave birth to me, this is the first time i'm not spending CNY with her so yeah this is first CNY without GG in the house of Gs.

And yea, i just realized i booked my tickets on the wrong date, damn it. so tomorrow i gonna go back to the ticketing office, wink and flirt with the filippino at the service counter and get her to change my flight details. slut. me.

my backside is itchy! somebody scratch it!

Guccciiiii for GGeeeeee

2008-01-28T23:29:00.000+04:00

as the title suggest, yep i've received the totally unexpected and wonderful birthday gift from my beyond-words-can-describe friends. i swear i totally thought i was going to receive a vibrator or something hahahah. Pau says: it's a very exciting gift! DW says: it's something that you can KKL. HAHAHAH. you all should know i will go on and on and rant if i wanna kaopei something, but when im too happy i dunno wat to say so enough said. you guys know what i mean.

hmm, i didn't expected anything for birthday this year. i think as we grow older, birthdays are somewhat like not much of a big deal, especially when you're in a foreign land. But, it came and went, leaving me speechless and overwhelmed. I think the best thing that happened to me in Dubai is that i've made some wonderful new friends and although we're not exactly very close but i believed that our friendship will continue to grow into something great and invaluable.

and ever since i left singapore, im also very glad to know that friends who are always under my shelter and loving care are more independent than i thought they are. and i saw some doing great in their career, some change into a better person, some showed me that they love me more than i know of. it's not the value of the gifts that determines how happy i am, its the thought of knowing that im not forgotten that is truly invaluable. the calls and messages that i received from singapore to wish me on my birthday really warms me from the chilling weather. you guys know who you are.

i really wan to thank you guys for giving me a wonderful 25th birthday. heart you guys to bits!

some pictures from surprise bdae dinner planned by ms lanny lai, lovy and jacky.

reminded me of the christmas we spent at kaew's tiong bahru house. hahah

surprise for the GOHs'

2008-01-15T11:38:00.000+04:00

Okay, dubai peeps have been really sweet.. on the same day when i had an accident, they gave me perfect closure for the day. Was suppose to be a surprise birthday party for lyndy, but i didnt know that those sweet guys has got something for me too heehee. here are some pictures from the partyyyyyyy:

yummy

she really making wish lah

i think she singing birthday song hah

kena sabo by wilson

then she sabo me. ma de.
she stuff the cake up my nostril. ma de x 2
then she tio sabo again hahah or bi good.

dai lou. he always win $$ in mahjong. ma de.
tis baby fucking cute. he look abit like la pi xiao xin
john
jackkit
lanny-san
she finally resurfaced on earth haha.

people
behind
the scene
the girls
tannie's 'unglam' moment. hahah kah kui kui
i refused to drink so she danced hahah way to go babe!
we da man!

Happy birthday ah goh!

NICE

2008-01-12T16:35:00.000+04:00

fucking nice. 10 mins after i blogged and get out of my office to run some errands, i got into a car accident. this is the 2nd accident in 2 weeks. fuck it.

anyway, as you can see, im still blogging and making noise so im fine. very fine.

BREATHE

2008-01-12T13:22:00.000+04:00

I'm seriously not in the best of mood.

My boss is driving me crazy with all his last minute delegation. My work is piling like a mountain. I lost 500dirhams playing dai di yesterday. Everytime i logged on to friendster and receive irritating messages from psychos. today an indian lesbian asked me to intro myself. Drake likes to post up pictures on her blog to irritate me or send me pictures that will make me lose my interest and appetite.

I just want to rant. and kao pei. and complain. and i don't want to intro myself, i don't want to know you. I don't want to lose money. i don't want to work.

I just want to breathe.

fly to the sky

2008-01-03T19:55:00.000+04:00

Okay, the booking for my air ticket is CONFIRMED.
YAY!
kids, here are my flight details:

6th March
Dxb - Bkk
2250 - 0805
TG 518

9th March
Bkk - Sin
1300 - 1620
TG 411

SO, can you guys book the flight where u will reach Bkk ard the same time as my flight. Lim pei sibei gan cheong and i know you all sure won't check and/or don't know how to check so here are 2 airlines that u guys may consider but all budget airlines hahaha

1) Tiger Airways
Depart SG 0600
Arrive BKK 0750

2) Jetstar Asia
Depart SG 0705
Arrive BKK 0825

And, THOSE flying to bkk from other country like vietnam, i tried to check as well but i don't know the airport code for HCMC airport so paiseh hahah check yourself. no sweat for the vietnam kias... And baobao, i know you won't understand a single shit abt the flight details here so you just follow alac n cole lah hor, you just pay can oredi.
And then huh, im just going to bunk in a room with somebody cos i only have air ticket no room so any volunteers wanna take me in???????

P.S: WLY, HXL coming?

Two Thousand and Eight

2007-12-30T17:45:00.000+04:00

I never really had any resolutions for new year, never fulfill them anyway heh. But sometimes i do have some ideas and thoughts about what will happen, what might happen in the coming new year.

Year 2008 seems exciting and at the same time uncertain, but then again it's still too early to judge so i will be keeping my fingers cross on one hand , and the other i will use it to fill up the rectangular pink paper with many numeric small boxes in the singapore pools outlets.
Singapore pools you know? where your dreams begin......

And yah, fatty came and left me.. drake should be the 2nd happiest person on earth becos the happiest person on earth must be jaNeeeeeee..... hahaha. OH, and my leave approved oredi! small vege approved verbally so tmr lim pei will fly to the ticketing office to confirm the booking so that even if he changes his mind oso bo bian..

Anyways, my brain is quite dead now so to end it, i think my resolutions for 2008 will be to make alot alot of $$! and to find a super HOT girlfriend HAHAHA.

And my Top 2 Forsaken New Year Resolutions:

1) Quit Smoking
2) Cut down on Drinking

I've resigned to my fate, realized and decided that it's probably one of those things thats beyond my control and will never happen. Becos they topped my list for many years but you-should-know-lah-huh.

Everybody, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Merry X'mas and Happy New Year!!!!!

2007-12-23T16:43:00.000+04:00

To all the people i love and adore, Merry X'mas!

Dubai has got absolutely NO christmas mood AT ALL, this is one moment that i really wish to be in singapore with my family and friends becos i personally love Christmas, you know when they say its a joyful season? it really is cos it's a time where everybody feels happy and excited, and not forgetting christmas presents and good food! So the dubai peeps are getting together for a Christmas house party to rock boring dubai! yay! We will be having pot luck feast, alot alot of alcohol, nice christmas presents and felicia specially bought a very very nice christmas tree heh.
DW, this will definitely beat walking ard in Saigon and getting 'popped' by party poppers and getting your hair soaked with white foams! hahah! =p
Stay tune for pictures!

And baobao, sorry i haven't give you confirmation for the bangkok date becos my boss not in good mood these 2 days leh and i didnt get to see him BUT u guys can safely book for 6th march becos no matter what, lim pei die die oso will go back in march one lah so no need to worry, just book!

six feet under

2007-12-06T21:41:00.000+04:00

okay peeps, i've been very busy and stressed up with planning and preparation of upcoming major event, juggling my never-ending work load and watching my back against creatures who have too much time on hand to play with office politics. I seriously need a break, so badly that i will dream of myself, leaving behind all the loads and burdens that's weighing my shoulders down, throw away my mobile phone, buy an air ticket to Rome and sip coffee by the sidewalk cafe. Sibei song. Lim pei really going to play until siao when im back man. no joke.

Anyways, these few days kaew and i have been engaging in serious and meaningful conversations and we're very happy with how things are going for us now. Like, we know where we're heading and a bright future look so much nearer for us now, really. Kaew claimed that she's a grown up now (like at age 25?!) wtf right? hahaha. But seriously, we're both very sure that year 2009 will be a great year for us. Don't ask why it isnt 2008, just bear with us, stand by us. Like you know, i feel that we've so much in us (bcc) but we're being buried six feet under the ground, now i think we're, hmmm, 3 feet away from the ground.

Baobao finally found a stable job looking good for her, except that her love life is still in bloody mess. Thats like thousand feet under the sea, i don't know if she will live to see herself clearing the shit. HAHAHAH.

Drake is more or less there, waiting to clinch some million-dollar project in vietnam, then yo hoo she can yum cha n eat dim sum for her every meals.

Alac finally fulfilled her dream and bought a car. Knn, you don't think you're dating some ah lian and can forget about your promise ok? Where are the wedding pictures n videos for zhixin's wedding??? your ah lian haven seen your ah beng friend before, ask her don't play play.

Kaew, no comments. I just hope that she will finally get to date somebody who is normal. hahahahahhahah. joking. joking. really joking!

I tell you, things looking good now.

a series of unfortunate events

2007-11-29T19:22:00.000+04:00

i don't wish to elaborate much, just know that something happened in my company recently..
it looked and seemed like a childish and simple plan, but yet it seems not. it could be a meticulous and revolutionary plan. im still in awe how a 17 year old boy could accumulate hatred at such young age, harbour such ill-intentions, speak such evil language.. it's as if the whole world did him wrong which apparently is so untrue..

Anyway, hopefully everything will just turn out to be a false alarm.. but the thing is, i have such bad feelings about the whole matter, very very bad feeling.. like everything is not so simple..
or maybe i think so much..

Juju feels very unsettled, very uncomfortable, very discontented, very disgruntled.
I need some alcohol. NOW.

Gay Attack!

2007-11-21T11:02:00.000+04:00

My dear friends.. can somebody save me?? as what kaew has blogged (althou abit half past six), i dunno why the gays wanna ka jiao me.. i mean i'm very okay if they wanna make friends with me but the thing is they thought im a guy and they're hitting on me!! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

Let's forget about the previous encounters that kaew has blogged, this morning i just checked friendster, got this indian gay send me a private message that says:

hi handsome, How can someone like you still be single? I know you probably don't have to much spare time to get back to me but I had to ask if you would be interested in setting something up sometime soon? I'm down for what ever so let me know what you have in mind. Hope to hear from you soon. Kisses.with love

Saj - dubai.

I WANT TO FAINT.

SERIOUSLY, WHERE ARE ALL THE GIRLLLSSSSSSSSSS??????????

ooh la la! juicy!

2007-11-08T17:47:00.000+04:00

DW, you had a bad day today? my turn to cheer you up!
laalaa lala alalala.... kaewmanee! HAHAHA! this is karma! who ask u post the toilet bowl pic! HAHAH this is good stuff man! piece of art. tsk tsk tsk.. juicy, steamy, sexy!

guess who?

2007-11-04T16:57:00.000+04:00

I found this so amusing that i hafta post it here. I went to browse Herstory's new webbie and they have this 'guess who' section enclosed with the above picture. I don't why but i just started laughing even until now.. *giggles* Aiya i don't know how to say, it's like they're asking me to guess how my mother looks like. Do you all know what i mean? hahaha.

Hi Dot!

HALLOWEEN NIGHT'07

2007-11-03T18:11:00.000+04:00

Alright peeps, here are some pictures of the halloween party we had in Dubai. Before kaew start complaining to you guys, i was fucking wasted on that night! I was completely K.O. and kaew practically had to drag my ass home. I'm so not gonna drink for the next 2 weeks! BUT it was really really fun! Here you go:

kaew as mad prisoner after failed attempt to be michael scofield

lim pei supposed to be devil. ended up as dracula after the makeup

mina san as sexy missy

tell u guys a secret. kaew looked like ru hua b4 lanny helped her with the makeup! HAHAH

mrs jack sparrow
steven as 50cents hahah shawn, the lusty monster

hahah guess what's jacky acting as?

lyndy goh took off her bandage liao

tannie and john

felicia and dennis

the goddess and the pirate

roger the stirrer!

from here on, almost there oredi

look at my drunk fuck face

stevie's $$ sunglasslyndy goh sleeping
he's the DJ cum Bartender
the 2 brats
their mouth can stuff oranges
see, told you. almost there

drop dead dennis
yes, tat fucker puking at the back is me.

We're looking forward to Christmas now.

to my illegitimate mrs goh

2007-11-01T12:55:00.000+04:00

This entry is specially dedicated to a very special someone who holds a very special place in my heart. We've known each other like forever, we grew up together, share wonderful memories, did stupid things together (like taking christmas pictures right in the middle of orchard road), we went thru good times and stay by each other's side during bad times with the company of our other wonderful friends. Although we do not see each other every other day, i love you guys from the bottom of my heart. I'm so sure we will all grow old together, more birthdays together, more christmas together, more super fun times, more good times, more creative presents for each other for it's been a long time since the bra padding ;)

Your marriage is not only special to you, it's a big thing for all of us. You won't know how much i wish i could be there for you on the big day, for i almost thought i'm the one marrying you :) Pls keep me in your pocket and bring me along to share the joy with all of you, my friends. There's our dolly friend who never get tired from shopping, then there's our huggable and ever so kind friend xiongxiong, then there's our underweight friend who grew up in our loving care. Now that you've recruited gabby, he shall be the one starting fire n do the cooking for all future bbq sessions, wash n clean up all the items after our steamboat sessions, work harder to buy a SUV so that he can chauffeur all of us ard and the rest of the 149 missions on the list will be revealed to him at a later date in case he got scared and decided to be a runaway groom.

My sincere blessings to you and gabby for embarking on a new phrase of life. Till then, wait for my return for our scandalous rendezvous sessionS. I love married WOMEN.

SUAY to the max!

2007-10-30T18:35:00.000+04:00

wah lan eh! I think my lucky star went on vacation, i is really suay until don't know what to say.
i feel like screaming! i want to scream and let out my anger and displeasure!!!!!!!!
Let me tell you what happened.

The day before yesterday. Me and kaew went to meet jacky to watch soccer match, Liverpool vs Arsenal. Being an avid fan of Liverpool, we all gathered at a small pub in Bur Dubai. We arrived at 8.30pm (pls be informed paid parking end at 9pm), im not being stingy or what lah but i just couldn't believed that bloody cheebye Fathima of middle eastern origin will come and fucking book me at 8.34pm. NICE right. 150 dirhams. no sweat.

NEVER MIND.

Yesterday. My stupid car tyre chose to puncture! The only lucky thing was that i was on my way to my head office so i managed to park it in a parking lot and got the office boy to change the tyre for me. THEN GUESS WHAT? the bloody spare tyre is punctured too!!! DOUBLE NICE. I had to call for help, and go change the tyreS.

NEVER MIND.

Today. We have a promotion going on at the head office of a major petrol company. Basically everything went well until the end of the promotion, i helped the helpers to move the items back to the truck. And then at the carpark, this cute looking bird chose to SHIT ON MY SHIRT!!!!!! that's it man. !@$!@$@#$!@#%!@#$!

You all tell me lah. WHAT IS THIS?? Sibei suay but want to find a temple to pray also DON'T HAVE! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So in the end, being a typical singaporean, guess what i did?
Dialled +6562999901.
G: Hello mummy ah, can help me buy 4D? I tio jiao sai.
Mum: hahaha really ah? I help you buy if win you give me half the winnings huh.

My mother is an opportunist. Nice.

to my super ex-girlfriend

2007-10-22T11:57:00.000+04:00

Hmm, i don't know exactly what happened but i do hope everything's fine. you get especially uptight when it comes to problems related to your family, i know. anyhow, always feel free to drop me emails if there's anything, my jumbo is big enough to hold almost everything even smelly things ;p, you know.

Tomorrow, i should be heading to muscat once again to kickoff new promotions in oman, so fatty wei qu ni le. Oh yah, kaew and i are dying to have another round of mahjong like real soon?! cos stupid jacky (i know u're reading this HAHAHA) won alot of $$ while pretending to be tired and sleepy?! hahah poor lulu lost close to S$100... zhen ke lian..

But then again, talking about ke lian, i think this other friend of mine has got worse encounters. i should say rotten luck. you know who you are lah huh, you always want to ACT anonymous. The friend who kena fined for smoking malaysia's cigarettes! hahaha. Only two words to describe: FUCKING SUAY. But orh lah orh lah, gerald sayang you.. I haven't stop cursing those undercover cops who caught you since the day i read the entry, and also the sang-por who was late! TSK.

Loves!

oman retreat II

2007-10-16T12:00:00.000+04:00

Some pictures from oman trip. check out the scenery, it's really not bad. i heard it was even better before the cyclone hit it.

blue blue sky

damaged bridge from cyclone

Starbucks by the seaside

he's the problematic nephew that im talking about.
The Hummer H3

oman retreat

2007-10-12T21:57:00.000+04:00

I'm outstation in muscat for an exhibition so poor kaew is alone in dubai but bear with it fatty i'll be back tomorrow night. The trip to oman almost killed me, almost 6 hours drive and i really don't fancy long drive cos you really need to concentrate when u're driving on a road where other drivers speed at 140km/h, some 180km/h. tsk. And then, tomorrow i have to drive another 6 hours back to Dubai. TSK.

On a brighter note, im beginning to feel more like an expatriate becos i haven't spend a single cent of my own money for the past 2 days and the manager who went on the trip with me went back to dubai this morning and left me with my boss's Hummer H3 and he just text me 5 mins ago to tell me that he had just transferred 100dhs to my mobile phone hahaha sibei song.

But above all, the happiest thing is RAMADAN IS FINALLY COMING TO AN END. YAY! so can go drinking and clubbing! can buy food at any time! can smoke while stuck in the traffic! can drink water when thirsty! and WINTER IS COMING! no more 50 degrees hot sun! no more heat rash! no more hot water while bathing!

Life is good now.

Fly Emirates

2007-09-30T18:35:00.000+04:00

See Lanny, i advertise for you.

This is for the knnb-sibei- hiao-whom-i-love-very-much-friend who is interested to fly for Emirates Airline. I heard they are recruiting in Singapore in November and those who get in will start flying in January so hopefully this piece of news is useful to you. Please go extreme makeover or plastic surgery (if it helps) to fucking make sure that you get yourself in and fly over to Dubai so that you can see me everyday and fall more in love with me.
For more details, pls check the website yourself periodically so that you won't miss the damn date! And if you can, psycho more of your very fun friends to join you so that we can have hell lotsa fun here in this boring place.

Till then, i will be praying for you!
*chanting* na mo or mi tor fo, na mo or mi tor fo, na mo or mi tor fo....

Biology

2007-09-27T17:38:00.000+04:00

Last night, kaew and i got home from work and felt very lost cos too early to cook dinner and too early to watch dvds. Then we started talking about really random stuffs. She told me supercult clan celebrated mid-autumn festival and ricky's birthday at the hospital, which is very sweet of you guys and its like totally so BCC and Supercult's culture. Loving. I can imagine the picture and feel the warmth, the only thing that i cannot see in the picture is me and kaew :( Anyways, happy belated birthday to RICK! suddenly miss bickering with ricky bitch. hur.

Then,
K: How many kidneys do we have?
G: Two.
K: Then we have 2 livers oso?
G: No, we only have one liver.
K: *hands moving around her stomach* Where are our kidneys?
G: *pointing to kaew where kidneys are situated*
K: What's the function of kidneys leh?
G: *kept quiet*feeling alittle annoyed and gave kaew the annoyed look*
K: Aiya! i never take Bio in secondary school what!
G: I also never take Bio in secondary school.
K: Then what about our heart? Orh! i know, our heart is to pump blood and provide oxygen right?
G: WAH, you know ah! so smart. not bad. not too bad.
K: *looking alittle shy* hahah, all i know of body is that stomach is used to hold food!
G: HAHAHAAHAH! You only know things associated with food!
G: Actually you know more than that, becos i believed you also know that ka chng is used to pang sai and cheebye is used for urinating and vomitting blood!
*whole room filled with our disgusting laughters*

When we finally settled down and stop laughing, kaew asked me whether i know if female ants and cockroaches will have menstruation. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
G: next life you be ant then tell me whether you have menses. if i become cockroach i will inform you whether i have menses. HAHAHAHAHA
K: *pout and yang orh* why must have menses! i don't like lah!

Next life, either kaew becomes an ant/cockroach, or she definitely have to take Bio as one of her subjects in school. And as i was typing, Kaew also shld know what her fingers are for. HAHAHAHAHAH. This fatty too much cute lah.
OH, i also have something to pau toh which ah fat refused to let me blog so interested parties catch me on MSN!

hey you.

2007-09-22T12:20:00.000+04:00

hey you, watch your diet.take good care of yourself.get well soon.
i wish i could be there, tell you jokes.cheer you up.make you laugh.
to make you feel better than ever.sayang you.take away your pain.
hey you, vernia lim.iloveyou.

6 weird things about me

2007-09-18T17:53:00.000+04:00

Like nobody 'ying xiu' you, so i shall be mr. nice once again hahah.

Hmm, here it is:

1) I don't like to say one thing and do otherwise, but i like to do something and say otherwise.
2) I don't know why i always find it hard to reject people's request, especially my friends.
3) I will never eat any pig's organs no matter how u force me, they don't look like they taste bad but i just don't like to eat and i don't know why.
4) I think i'm the most complicated person in the world. You don't think so right? That explains the level of complexity that i've attained!
5) I always wish for someone who can understand me insideout, but at the same time i set up barriers which make it almost impossible for anyone to do so.
6) I like girls. This one i also don't understand why and i've never thought about it but i enjoy it VERY VERY MUCH.

Pau, u bitch. This entry almost squeezed my brain dry. We're not weird what, who's that weirdo who sabo you and make you post this entry??! Nothing to do izzit?! TSK.

Anyways, i heard nicholas's holding a birthday party and alot of 'hollywood stars' will be there. It's really such a waste that i couldn't be there, cos i would really love to see how Paris Mountain looks like after her jail term and Michael Jackson with his new nose. It'll be great if Lindsay Longan be there too, so we'll find out if Paris n Lindsay are really fighting over a man. Why need to fight? Justin Timberbao is a much better choice, thats why Britney Spare lives up to her name now......

WarninG

2007-09-16T17:32:00.000+04:00

If all of you don't blog, me and kaew also not gonna blog. So, don't kpkb after that huh..
Anyways, i'm very bored now, i'm stuck in the office, i've got pretty terrible headache, my back and shoulder is aching like tonnes of rocks just fallen on them, i've ran out of Dunhill menthol lights (again) and the next batch only comes after the 20th, it's sickening, i need to go shopping, i wan to go bangkok like immediately to date thai girls (under influence of jacky), see all my friends and drink myself sillllllllyyyyyyyyyyy......

And something just for laughs. last night before kaew went to bed:
Kaew: why i always attract all the xiao char bors only, only xiao char bor will like me!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ferry Corsten @ Peppermint

2007-09-13T10:36:00.000+04:00

The ladies & the ladies' man
I know we looked very guai lan but sorry thats what we were told to do.
fav girls
kiss kiss poutS

Elaine! One of my Dunhill supplier heehee.

See? They like me. look at my ccb face, i cannot stand it.

we were pretty high..

we had a great night

Part 2!

2007-09-06T10:51:00.000+04:00

June in DXB - Day 2

Lanny and her sis's shoes collection!
The Gorgeous ;)
Kaew, so handsome!
bastard and the bitch
1/2 emirates girl
last pic b4 we finally leave the house
ladies in da car
ahmad AGAIN.
Madinat Jumeirah
suppose to be a candid shot. they're 'candid ready'
lomantic
venice?
see, kaew is well taken care of here heheh.
look at kaew's face. tsk. so ah peh
the asian boys!
really feels good to get drowned like this hahah
we rock dxb!
miss my cheeky look?
Lanny before.
Lanny after. hahah cannot make it.
sexy aaron
she's a bad girl. make pple drunk. then she got drunk.
the real emirates girls
tannie.lyndy.lanny.

let the pictures do the talking

2007-09-04T09:56:00.000+04:00

June in DXB - Day 1:

Her flight was delayed for an hour. Tsk.
Her first meal in DXB haha. By Chef Goh. June teached me the potato dish, its damn nice!
At Lanny's hse. Getting ready to go hiao.
Long time no see.
Dinner @
T.G.I.F
Fatty n Blackie
burp!
Waiting for the princess
to finish shopping

She's finally done. So she joined us hahah

B&B

in da car

i am ahmad goh at Burj Al Arab
the 7-stars friends ;)

her arab bf
kaew took this many times becos she thinks she looks fat in the picture. BUT it's still turned out to be the same.

Eeee, pui beng.

burj al arab in my hands. heheh
kaew also wants a piece
Lanny lai finally back from her flight.

kaew behind the wheels

after clubbing look

HOME SWEET HOME.

To be Continued....

L.U.S.T

2007-08-29T09:32:00.000+04:00

bedtime talks

2007-08-26T16:35:00.000+04:00

last night before kaew and me fall asleep, we lied on our bed and had some small talks. Our conversation went like this:

Me: Kaew, if you're a girl (as in from a girl's point of view) give me a reason why you will fall in love with each of us (referring to BCC).
Kaew: (giggling) hmm..
Me: Start with baobao ist. Why you will like baobao?
Kaew: pls lor, wo shi bu hui xi huan baobao de lor.
Me: aiya! ru guo lah!
Kaew: hmm... becos she very funny lor, can make jokes and all..
Me: then drake leh?
Kaew: very smart and brainy lor..
Me: then alac leh?
Kaew: her height lor..
Kaew: then you ah, becos you very sociable butterfly and fun.

So now it's my turn to give my reasons for falling in love with each of you, as a girl. In alphabetical order. (And while i was typing, i realized its much easier to think about what i don't like about all of you! hahaha)

Alac: Becos she look very weak so make people feel like taking care and sayanging her. Just like how this very sweet lady by the name of E**** is taking care of her now ;)

Baobao: NO COMMENTS. HAHAHAH. No lah, becos she's damn fucking hilarious? And she's the only one who can fight with me in making silly jokes. And i think a girl will be pretty amazed by how a butch can be so tiko?!

Drake: Becos she's witty and smart.. pretty boy who's a closet YOK heeheehee and when she dance you will feel like hooking her up. HAHAHAH.

Kaew: Seriously her hairy and manly legs doesn't score. BUT she can fucking cook! and she take good care of her gf when she is NOT ANGRY.

NOW, all of you must write an entry on the same subject. NOW. *ROARS*

LULU IN THE HOUSE YO!

2007-08-23T11:18:00.000+04:00

Dubai Proudly Presents Perfomer of the Century:

Fatty Kaew LuLu!

Born in Thailand bred and raised in Singapore, Kaew started her acting career when she was just 12 years old starring as a RMD a.k.a Rich Man Daughter in a film directed by famous director Pai Mei Chun. However, her acting career wasn't successful due to her poor acting.
Her BIG break only came in Year 2000 (actually don't know which year) when her singing abilities was discovered and recognised by a super star manager (i think her name is GG).
Kaew is now the lead vocalist of superstar band, the Supercult Band, well-loved by cool n hip teenagers (HAHAHA). She will be holding a personal concert at the Central Mosque scheduled next week. Please book your tickets early to avoid disappointment!

I just wanna tell you guys ah fat has safely arrived and sleeps in my arms everynight. we will take care of each other and we will try to take as many pictures as possible and post it on our blog. we are looking out and will be getting a new flat so that ah fat can cook for gg and we will also have internet in the house so that we can chat with all our loved ones. gg will help ah fat to settle in the new environment as soon as possible so that we can do something on our own to earn alot alot of money to buy gifts for everyone. we miss all of you.

I've a new photo in my wallet :)

Blood International Ltd

2007-08-13T15:47:00.000+04:00

In response to your blog entry, we're BCC Global Corporation. Working towards being a MNC within the next 5 yrs.

Board of Directors:

Human Resource Director - Gerald Goh
Information Technology Director - Alac Ng
Business Development Director - Kaewmanee Chuensamranwong
Sales & Marketing Director - Drake Woon
Public Relations Director - Justin Han

Positions as above due to:
Gerald cannot do I.T becos she will vomit at the sight of HTML codes and the company will kena virus everyday.
Alac cannot do Sales & Marketing becos Company will not make profits due to over-spending from entertainment claims.
Drake cannot do Human Resource. If not all employees will have no annual leave.
Kaew cannot do Public Relations becos she will turn public relations into private relations.
Justin CAN ONLY do Public Relations if not Company WILL CLOSE DOWN.

Management Team:

Human Resource Manager - Jill Seah (Best candidate cos this job no need to use much brain, just follow law. PS: thats why i chose this post for you and me heeheehee)
Information Technology Manager - Nicole Tan (Best candidate cos no nid to communicate with people, only face the computer)
Business Development Manager - Pauline Nah (Best candidate cos good flirting skills is highly preferred for opening new market)
Sales & Marketing Manager - Queenie Quek (Best candidate cos during low sales season, she may sleep around to meet sales target)
Public Relations Manager - Vernia Lim (Best candidate cos possesses SB quality. SB stands for social butterfly)

We have to outsource for Finance Department. I think anyone of us taking on the job company will file for bankruptcy due to misappropriation of funds.
We have opening for A&P manager, LY can i headhunt you?

August after July?

2007-08-12T14:53:00.000+04:00

No! It's JUNE after July! Beloved June will be in Dubai for 3 days.. tat lucky bitch went paris for holiday on emirates airline but the same sweet bitch chose to transit in dubai before going back to singapore so that she can visit her super cute friends in dubai :) Don't worry darling, i will pick you up from the airport at 6AM but you buy breakfast heeheehee... So kaew, if you can get here in time then we can all go party together yeah! Oh yah, pls inform me once you confirm your flight details becos i need to submit your visa for stamping at the airport before they will allow you to get out of the airport.

Anyway, my sister called me earlier just to ask me where baobao is working now becos her friend want to cut hair and cannot find baobao becos our good friend keep changing salon. Can somebody tell me where exactly baobao is working or going to work? becos limpei oso dun know! Han Li Jing, that friend of my sis and your loyal customer is EDMUND. Or should i just tell him want to cut hair go elsewhere, want to drink/sing/fuck then go find you? sometimes i think of you i very sianz leh, but i still think about you hais...

And then, i've an email that goes out to.........

TO: qq@supercult.com
CC: scl@supercult.com

QQ, i've decided that when i go back for holiday in March 2008, i might take action to seize miss vernia lim from you for 30 days for some private and intimate aCtiViTies. But not to worry, in order not to disrupt your daily life too drastically, i will specially arrange another eligible lady by the name of alac ng to see to your special needs. Sorry for any inconvenience caused and thank you for your cooperation. For any comments/disputes, please send email to headofdepartment@supercult.com and attention it to Discipline Master.

i hate to come up with titles.

2007-08-02T17:24:00.000+04:00

4 months and 22 days in dubai, finally i got my increment!!!! The first thing i'm gonna get is TWO shirts from ZARA now summer sibei sale 70% off!
But well i earned it, it's hell hardwork man but im not very pleased with my performance i think i could have done better. Nevertheless, i've gained good experience from the event and while im still learning, the manager threw in NEW job for me to LEARN. Knn, after marketing and promotions, now i gotta learn to do accounts and shipping! And to be honest, i know NUTS about shipping. I will make alot of new friends like B/L, L/C, C/O, P&L etc. Thing is, they all know me very well but limpei don't know them tsk tsk tsk...

Anyway, i realized i really have been missing out on alot of things especially with my friends and family and i seriously hope i will be able to make it up when i go back in next year.. i tell you all huh, i also want to go THAI DISCO! how can you all go to such sleazy place without me?!?!? you all know i itchy backside right! And then hor, i saw the RED CASINO! knnbccb, if im in singapore i sure jio the whole world there, hai.. but nvm lah i hope next year they will have green casino or something :(

On a brighter note, kaewmanee chuensamranwong is finally joining me after so many months of uncertainty. I have a new soulmate, playmate, roommate heehee..

Harry Potter

2007-07-28T17:24:00.000+04:00

You know, i really really want to watch harry potter but i really really got no time to watch. mebbe after this week i'll be free but lanny lai has a flight back to singapore. SIANZ. But i will try to jio other khakis.. anyway, i heard the harry potter book is out of stock in singapore? come buy in dubai lah, no one cares about harry here. I think the sale will be much better if its Mohammed Potter or Abdullah Potter seriously hahahah.

babyV, can you like switch to blogger? becos i cannot access livejournal from here and i feel very pek chek that i cannot click on your link you know? I miss you lah...

Kaew, hopefully you can manage all the damn shitty problems in singapore and start afresh in dubai! i've spoken to saif and it seems he has quite alot of things for you to try and it's quite interesting one i think you will like it but it's going to be hard work.. Anyway, before you come over pls pack more dvds okay? mebbe i need you to help me bring over some stuffs from home too but we'll see lah..

Okay, im going back home to rest now, later i have to drive 3 hours to another emirate and i really hate it.

Aloha!

2007-07-19T18:03:00.000+04:00

hi everybody, i realized i really haven't been blogging for the longest time since DYING CHILD hah. Here's a quick summary on what i've been up to in Dubai. Company having major promotional activities in shopping malls so manager passed me a hectic schedule to keep me busy till February AT LEAST. I'm in-charge of all the promoters who give me alot of problems. Some have discipline problems so i f*** them and deduct their salary, some are such slow learners i almost vomit blood while training them, some are too bitchy and busy flirting with me when they see me. BUT, all i don't like (pls huh, not becos they don't have BIG ass okay), becos either too dark, too old, mouth too big or jumbo thighs. They made me realized i'm really turned off by girls with jumbo thighs, i really don't like! Like, eeeeeeee........ im sorry i know im very bad

Im either stuck in the malls, having meeting in the office or travelling on the road.. You know, you all no need to buy tickets to watch Formula1 race, just come to Dubai, they're all F1 drivers.
Knn, limpei drive 120km/hr kena horn, drive 140km/hr kena high beam. I don't know what to say. Back to the point, that's also the main reason why i'm seldom online now, becos most of time im not in the office. Im so sure i've lost 2kgs at least, becos I work minimum 12 hours/day, i don't have enough sleep, I take breakfast at 1pm, lunch at 5pm, dinner at 10pm and at least 1 of my meals will be taken in my car. My food menu has been interchanging between cup noodles and sandwiches becos they are the most instant food available and can be easily bought off the racks. I wanted to really sit down and take a break and enjoy my meals but in Dubai there's no such thing as favourite food, everything sucks, so i don't have any cravings for any food and im eating just to fill my stomach. No laksa, bah chor mee, kway chap, wanton mee, prawn noodles (specially the one in veerasamy road)..

:( and most importantly, i just ran out of Dunhill.. tsk tsk tsk...

dying child

2007-06-29T12:17:00.000+04:00

I heard some talk is going on on monday, i hope you guys can sit down and talk peacefully. And one word of advice is, our group has a problem so solve it within our group. I dun wish to see anyone else at the talk, you understand me alac? And in case you guys decided to fight, pls think of me. Bear in mind, if punches start flying, it also means almost a decade long friendship goes down to drain. And you guys have no right to allow that to happen becos im the one who put in the most effort. We fought against so many idiots n we were not even scared, but now i feel very very scared.. becos i cannot be there to stop things from happening.. i worked 16 hours yesterday but i couldnt sleep last night.

Today is friday, i hope the 4 of you can spend the next 2 days thinking about what we've went thru and what we've been thru for the last 7 - 10 years.. we practically grew up together. Alac, i understand your pain and agony, but mebbe it's not worth it, not worth it at all. I don't know if you understand what im trying to say here, but i do hope you understand.

Do you guys really love me? if you do, why am i feeling a sting in my heart now. It's unbearable. My brainchild is going to die.

tell me what the fuck all of you are doing.

2007-06-28T11:18:00.000+04:00

Now it has become so complicated. so much so that i've been receiving calls from singapore. And im angry becos prior to this, i've only received partial information which is a hell of difference from what i thought.

I wouldn't say what you guys has done is wrong, but it's nothing honourable after all. Do what you do but at least be more discreet and consider others' feelings. So what now? Hottest topic in town? Laughing stock is the word. Im speechless.

You know, i really don't like it when irritating people laugh at us so i never give them any chances to do that. I fucking hate it. You totally mishandled the whole thing. Start clearing your shit now, if not i think you'll get drown in it.

Kaew, were you sleeping when things happened? Or were you on drugs too?

Let's Stand Up

2007-06-13T12:10:00.000+04:00

To all my friends, i really really wish i can be there to shield all of you from the sufferings of pain and to wipe off those tears with my hands.. I want to let all of you know that i love you guys very much.. I am working very hard here towards my goals and our goals, you guys are my strength and emotional support. althought i couldn't be there physically, but i hope i can give you strength to move on spiritually, be that piilar for you guys to hold on to whenever you're falling.

Kaew, pls do not blame yourself for not being able to join me here becos i shld thank you for giving me this opportunity. Im just disappointed that we couldnt do something together. But that doesn't mean that you should feel glad, you shld pick yourself up and find your direction and do what you shld do now. And when you're ready, you are suppose to pick me up from dubai you understand? Just know that i will support you in whatever you have decided to do becos i have overflowing faith and confidence in you. And don't take too long to come pick me huh.

Alac, i know you're going through a rough patch now and im sorry i couldnt be there for you. But there's something i want you to know and hope you will understand, along the way i've realized that letting go is the easiest way out for myself and i believed it will work for you becos we've been in some same shit quite afew times. Sometimes it's not about whether you are good enough or not but it just doesn't click. So find one that clicks. And your career, i think by now you've understand clearly that there's no shortcut but its okay, you just need to keep on trying till you find one that suits you, just don't give up easily. And your health, you know im gonna fuck you upside down for this. If you want to continue being stubborn and not love yourself then i don't see why i shld love you. Stop thinking that you're in a sorry state becos if you keeping thinking abt that then you will forever be in a sorry state. I want you to stop hiding in the corner and walk out you understand? Walk out and i promised you will see all of us.

Baobao, there's something i want to admit. I've never really like the idea of you being with tingting. But i accepted her becos i know you love her quite a fair bit. Although i don't exactly know what happened between you and her, but i know you must be crying inside your heart now. But pls don't cry, becos when you cry you make awful noise which i cannot stand. I seriously prefer you to be a playboy, easier to settle. Whoever you are dating now and whatever you want to do now, go ahead. But i just want to tell you, mai zho lim pei xia suay. you know how much i want face, i will kill you if you xia suay lim pei. I don't quite understand sometimes, you're forever giving me the most stupid problems but i will still clear your shit.. You are like a baby brother who i will go chasing around with a cane. I love you and pls be happy.

Drake, as much as i don't wish to admit but you really do quite understand me, maybe becos we are suffering from the same 'illness'. I guess you had a hard time trying to keep everyone together becos it's very very difficult i know but i know you've tried your best. Actually im very tired of being a DM but nobody wants to take over nabeis. Im very happy for you embarking on a new job and taking on a new challenge, pls don't be afraid becos i know you can do it. You shld know i don't say words which i don't mean or words that im not confident in.

Boys, we have come a long way together. good times and bad times. we quarrel, we fight but we love and we care. i hope for more good times ahead and pls remember: BCC don't fall easily. I hope you guys will be strong enough to get back on your feet. When we meet in march, i will give each of you a big hug. I want us to be above the others, i want them to be under our feet. I hope im not fighting the battle alone.

P.S:
Pauminah, i don't know since when you have sneaked up so close to my heart. Pls tell that gemma/amy to hide in some holes when i go back, if not they're going to kena jialat from me. Hit my friends? i think they don't know 'si zi zhe me xie' ! knnbccb. I will go back and sayang you okay?

SCL, i love you. (you know i cannot say too much here)

Huangxuelian, i will be waiting for your email. pen only when u feel like it. starting is always difficult but if you don't start then you will never reach where you wanna go.

Ly, surprise that you've a share too? heehee, if one day you've decided not to find a husband then remember to tattoo my name on your butt. I just wanna tell you that whenever you're down you can complain and rant to me with all the vulgarities, and you must treasure it becos that will be the only time where i won't laugh and make fun of you :) say hello panda!

Zzzzzzzzz

2007-06-10T21:43:00.000+04:00

I need a break. Badly.

Past 2 weeks was hell for me, my warehouse is like a battlefield, everyday i go to work at 9am and knocked off at 9pm,10pm or 2am. I will not go into details but reason for the hardcore work schedule mainly becos my warehouse-in-charge screwed up and the managers were too busy to realize that the warehouse is screwed. So, altogether they screwed me. Thankyouverymuch :)

Basically we need to revamp the arrangement and system of the warehouse, so i hafta proposed an action plan and execute it. And the managers being FOREVER busy, they put me in charge of this shit and tats why i hafta either stand under the hot sun or stay in the sibei 'hip' (hokkien) warehouse to supervise and give directions to 4 Indians, 3 Filippinos and 8 pakistinis everyday. And thats the most difficult part, sometimes they really irritate the shit outta me. The entire plan have to be carried out, completed and due for inspection tomorrow. Which is the reason why at 10pm im still sitting infront of the dumb computer and typing this entry. If we don't pass the inspection, i think i can pack my bags and see you guys earlier :)

I think i will have some friends secretly praying that we don't pass the inpection hahaha. Anyway huh, i tell u huh, i don't care i assumed im part of the supercult.

once upon a time

2007-05-19T15:41:00.000+04:00

10 Things I Love About You:

I love the smell of baby lotion on your cheek

I love the look on your face when you have butterflies in your tummy

I love the way you lovingly caress me when i woke up from slumberland

I love the way you cover my face when i'm shy

I love the way you speak mandarin in your english accent

I love the way you embrace me when i'm in tears

I love the silly look on your face when you realized you said the wrong things

I love the way you fall into my arms when you're feeling all weak n weary

I love the way you call me baby

I love the way you loved me..........

There are alot of things which i could not remember, but there are also alot of things which i could not forget. There was a girl who gave me 100% of her love, her life revolves around me and only me. But i probably gave back a not-so-generous 75%. And that is also the only reasonable reason why i can be easily replaced within a short time span say 2 months n why i'm taking a longer time here. See, I know i'm chatty and sometimes glib, but you know it best there are also alot going on that i chose to keep it in my heart. And even till now, I would still rather you not know that is if it still matters to you. I'm just not good with words in this aspect because i've always believed in loving and caring with actions rather than words.

Words are nothing but alphabets being put together to form a connotation. They disappeared into thin air when spoken out of one's mouth. So how about penning them onto a piece of paper called marriage cerificate? HAHA. You know, i consider myself as an optimist, but it's just ironic why i have such negative vibes about marriage when my parents are still flirting with each other after 25 years of marriage (and counting). I don't believe in FOREVER, to me forever only exists in death. Here's one example. Somebody once told me:"If you ask me, I'd still want to be there for you whenever you need anyone, anyone at all. I'll just listen. This i promise you and you know this much of me is true." I don't see this person around anymore.

Drake is right. People like me need someone who can decipher the meaning of dreams, because in reality i tend to hide my feelings and i choose not to know things that i know. In dreams, i do not have the ability to lie to myself. But one thing i know for sure is that, time really heals EVERYTHING. See, if you love someone very much but that someone was away from you for 8 months and then there's this person who was with you throughout for 6 months, chances are 26 months are wasted. I can't help but to agree with the girl that she's right. I do make a better lover than a girlfriend. No doubt they are pisceans, they even shared the same view.

You know, I will learnt something from every failed relationships n i will try not to commit the same mistakes. This time, i've learnt that career n love cannot progress simultaneously. When you gain some, you will lose some and be prepared there's no room for regrets. If i'm dreaming now, i will dream of becoming a better girlfriend so that i will not hurt anyone no more. And i secretly hope to find a girl whom i will be courageous enough to give her 100% of my love. Here, i sincerely apologise for the pain i've inflicted. I've never meant to hurt you my love.

Our love is like a 4x100 relay race, unfortunately God did not make me the final runner in your race. So from now on, i will watch you by the side and cheer for you when you n your partner reaches the finishing line. If you fall in the midst of running, i will run to the track and pick you up, as your friend :) Now that you're more confident, outspoken and sociable, nothing makes me happier.

Last night at some 2a.m, i recalled you were my only motivation & my soul in that dumb testing company, i recalled Beyonce humming her Scandalous number, i recalled the first date at Spinellis and then it occurs to me that I miss my Lumberfye............

There are alot of things which i could not remember, but there are also alot of things which i will never forget :)

Loves of our Lives

2007-05-17T10:15:00.000+04:00

D says:
GG
D says:
i realise i like girls with small eyes leh.
D says:
hahahha
D says:
why i so sick ah.
D says:
you like big ass
D says:
alac like long body
D says:
baobao like big breast
D says:
kaew like everything
Gerald says:
eh who say i lk big ass?!
Gerald says:
its coincidentally they have big ass ok
Gerald says:
dot oso dun have wat
Gerald says:
eh ur ex gf whr got small eyes?
D says:
got
D says:
all my teochew girls!
D says:
hahhaha
Gerald says:
hahaha nabei u noe wat?
Gerald says:
u always kena the teochew girls
Gerald says:
then i always kena cantonese!
D says:
hahahahhaa
D says:
alac always kenah malayu
Gerald says:
HAHHAAHHAHAHA
Gerald says:
althou LY not dark skin but she behave lk mina!
D says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
D says:
kaew always kenah ang moh right?!!
Gerald says:
only tat sam mah
D says:
eh. not exactly
D says:
yar. only sam
Gerald says:
kaew always kena spoilt brat
Gerald says:
baobao always kena ah lians
D says:
baobao like what.
D says:
not ah lian she hook buay tio
Gerald says:
hahaha tat rite tat rite
Gerald says:
if not ah lian then is some young chicks or china girls
Gerald says:
hahahaha
D says:
HAHAHAHHAHA
D says:
or never shave hair one.
Gerald says:
AHHAHAHAHA
Gerald says:
eh i think we shld paste these on the blog

So here you go..
Eh, just for laughs. Ly, u will still hello panda me right? HAHAHAHA

Di Ba Hao Dang Pu

2007-05-15T15:30:00.000+04:00

Inspired by Huang Xue Lian.
Text by Woon Kai Min.

In the event that you are in need of a large sum of money, there is this pawn shop who will only take love for stake
You have love, alot of love, with this girl but in exchange for that sum of much needed money, you'd have to pawn your love for her or her love for you.
Whichever love you choose to pawn, that party will lose their love for the other, but still continue to hold on to the relationship and stay together
So, which love would you pick to pawn? Your love for her or Her love for you. and Why? for this much needed large sum of cash.

itchy itchy all over!

2007-05-15T14:44:00.000+04:00

aRgh!!!! The weather is too much hot! and in months to come it's going to get hotter n hotter n hotter! In summer, you can shower without turning on the heater becos the water will be hotter than when the heater is on. And i seriously think that the weather is making my skin itchy all over, i don't know why like tat! Alac, im very sure tat you would have died if you were here and your corpse will probably be skinless. I'm not kidding.

You know, during winter we have thermal wear to keep warm. Why is it that nobody invent some clothing with in-built cooler for summer?! Kaew, u remember last year in Dubai we stand under the sun for a few minutes while waiting to cross the road and we already felt like fainting. Yes, it's about that hot now. 42 degree celsius and counting..

come what MAY

2007-05-14T10:29:00.000+04:00

11th May:

Marks 2nd month in Dubai. Knnbccb, time really flies! Calling for ah pui, ah pui, ah pui...
I know what you're going to say, i'm trying my best to pester them for that damn V.I.S.A. So mebbe we shld apply for mastercard credit card in future becos: "There are some things money can't buy, for Everything else there's Mastercard." ;) okay, rubbish.

Also see me clubbing with Lanny n 2 korean girls at Zinc. Good music, Good beer. And korean girl want to kiss me on my cheek. Good day =)

13th May:
Happy Mothers' Day Mummy! okay i called my mum on friday to wish her in advance and i msned my siblings few days b4 to make sure they are doing something on that day and they did. Good girl n Good boy.

Thoughts

2007-05-10T10:47:00.000+04:00

Will you still love me tomorrow?

It is a simple question that entails the most complex answer.
I'm watching a drama serial and in the show, there's this couple who are deeply in love with each other, the girl is as pretty as a fairy n the guy is poised n stunning. One day, the girl was poisoned n overnight, from a beautiful young lady she turned into a haggard n old-looking woman. The guy was devastated. On her dying bed, the guy proposed to her. Showing the most beautiful smile that she could managed, she agreed to the proposal. The guy said to her: 'my wife, you are the most beautiful woman that i've ever met. I've loved you yesterday, today and i will love you for all the tomorrows that i have.' She smiled and passed on in her husband's arms.

See, the point is, on her dying bed she was bearing the look of a old woman, the guy is still that stunning young man but he love her all the same. I asked myself, would i do the same? friends, would you?
I think back and i do not have an answer. Either i'm too afraid to have an answer to face the repercussion or perhaps im just not lucky enough to meet my lady yet.
And, i think i'm in love..

Burj Al Arab

2007-05-09T13:09:00.000+04:00

Some Dubai treats for you guys.. the renowned 7-star hotel.

Caught in the act

2007-05-09T12:45:00.000+04:00

I knew it.. I knew it will come sooner or later after the video sessions.. eh, i hope i won't see any videos of that sort to appear on Youtube or any blogs..

Eh, that was an accident (after some beer) hmm... (i mean alot of beer, as usual), wo yi qian ye shi zhen de hen li hai de okay? i used to play with bicycles one okay? dun play play. But im pretty much sure that Baobao's feat wasn't an accident, as u can see from the videos she didnt managed to prove herself after several attempts hahahahahah

Anyway, talking abt that tape, i would say the raping scene is the BEST. Kaew, look at how slim u were last time.. tsk tsk tsk... but nvm lah, now still got pple think you SEXY~~ HAHAHAHAH *everybody CLAP HANDS!*

Application for BKK Trip 2008

2007-05-05T11:58:00.000+04:00

Interested parties for BKK trip 2008, pls register in the comment box.

No account, apply in tag board!

Pau, why cry? It's only for a week and only the room lar cos new apartment but the kitchen is well-equipped with fridge, microwave n all.. and got powerful air-con! Actually it's much better than my current apartment hahah. No worries k? GG can take good care of herself :)

Pictures!

2007-05-04T14:46:00.000+04:00

Pictures from my mobile!

Before I left for Dubai: St James Power House!

Changi Airport

JC ;)

Baobao always must spoil the picture!

Haha Ly, we took this in the Fisherman Village toilet remember?

At Zouk

United Arab Emirates: First (and last) Bus Ride

the bus stop bo shelter one

the boy behind is my manager's nephew

mostly ah nehs n paskistanis but air-conditioned bus okay

shopping mall near my place

Ibn Battuta Shopping mall 1

Ibn Battuta Shopping mall 2

Charles & Keith. Dun play play hor

Kaew, let's do this when ur here

close shot

Hummer H3
Bling Bling

Where I Live:

Before

This is where i sleep during my first week in dubai.

After

Kaew, i hope the bed can take your weight HAHAH

Now, where are the pictures i requested??

BKK - SIN

2007-05-03T12:00:00.000+04:00

Yeah, tomorrow's friday! Finally i can R.E.S.T. This week has been tough on me, i've to handle all the purchase orders n invoices becos the bitch handling all these decided to not come to work without giving any notice. *a round of applause for the filippinos*

By the way, anyone interested to go bangkok AGAIN? hahaha. I will most probably go back to singapore in march (shld be on the 6th) and my return flight will stopover in bangkok so if everybody onz we can take a short trip mebbe 3 to 4 days. Think - ZETA, ROUTE66! So interested parties, pls register now to avoid disappointment!

Oh, Lanny Lai is finally back in dubai. Met her n Lovy at Elaine's apartment for steamboat, sibei shiok. And she came back with my groceries like Ayam brand tuna, Skippy peanut butter, Mili luncheon meat, Sinsin chilli sauce, my fav shokubutsu shower foam and now altogether i've total 4 boxes of Dunhill menthol lights hahaha 2 from singapore (courtesy of Lanny Lai) and 2 from HongKong (courtesy of Elaine). Thankyouverymuch.

I'm a happy boy now :)

Jeans vs Shorts

2007-04-30T19:42:00.000+04:00

Kaew, i've never knew that you prefer girls wearing jeans to shorts until today. I remember all your ex girlfriends either like to wear shorts or mini-skirts leh. Basically, this entry serve no purpose, i jus wanna irritate the shit out of you hahahaha.

Kiss me pls..............

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA. You made my day man. You da MAN!!

weathering the changes

2007-04-29T09:48:00.000+04:00

The weather has changed, now Dubai has officially stepped into SUMMER, which means daytime temperature ranges between 38 to 42 degree celsius and between July to September it will go up to minimum 50 degree celsius. CLAP HANDS. Kaew will become roast pork hahaha
And due to the climate changes, many people in my office has fell sick, including me :( very poor thing u know? no porridge to eat, ownself take panadols, wake up with your head spinning lk nobody business but im feeling much better now so no worries..

Anyway, how did the party went? It seems lk a series of unfortunate events have been happening in homeland and either nobody dares to tell me or refused to talk about it. I need a SPY.

I is Sick.

2007-04-28T20:11:00.000+04:00

Holy Me

2007-04-25T14:20:00.000+04:00

I forgot to tell you guys, last sunday i attended mass =p at a catholic church with my manager n his wife. First time in my life. I bo bian have to join them becos i longbang his car home everyday.
He said to me in the office: 'gerald, i bring you to a special place later."
Me (feeling all excited): Okay! Okay!
And then the next moment: ALLELUIA~~ ALLELUIA~~
I think my father will kao beh kao bu if he knows hahahah. The church quite nice, so i jus sat there beo pple n listen to the choir, the songs quite nice too hahah some more play saxophone n violin n all, wan to how pro? And then hor, pple stand then i stand, pple sit then i sit but i never kneel lah, kneel liao oso dunno say wat and i oso got nuthing to confess, im sinless =) hur hur hur... Oh yah, and the Bishop of U.A.E was there too, it was his birthday so cool right..

Anyway, just to let you guys know especially kaew, becos my visit visa approaching 60 days soon so i will be heading to Oman with my manager n family for exit. But i will be back in Dubai on friday so i won't be able to go online until Saturday. So, till then,
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to Pau-li-nah, Happy Birthday to you... Happy birthday sweet..
And also to my dear son, have a blast at the party too! Thou its a belated birthday party for you but have fun! Don't lugi you know? hahaha love!

i am so wireless

2007-04-23T16:53:00.000+04:00

Yay! I managed to fix the wireless problem for kaew's damn laptop. You know, your laptop really too much problem.
And suddenly i realized im wireless too.

Relationship - wireless
Friends - wireless*
Family - wireless

*Pending. Hahah im still waiting for my fat LAN cable.
Mebbe March 2008 i will get wired again for 2 weeks :)

Damn it. I jus remembered the 'bah zan' festival is near and got no 'bah zan' here HOW?! Kaew dun tell me u will come over n make for me cos im pretty sure u dunno how to bao bah zan, so jus come as a bah zan hohohoho.

You all think can send bah zan over? tsk tsk tsk...

Dreams

2007-04-20T20:23:00.000+04:00

Last night i had a dream, i dreamt of all of you and my mummy! I don't know how my mum ended in Dubai to take care of me, we even have our own apartment with 3 bedrooms and she cook nice dinner for me everyday. Then don't know why me n mum go downstairs buy grocery and the setting changed into a kopitiam (looks like the one near my house but Dubai no kopitiam leh) then i saw Alac running to me in a skipping manner then i saw Pau then i saw Jill then i saw Kaew then suddenly everybody appeared in front of me wishing me Happy birthday and Baobao jumped onto me like a monkey.. SO HAPPY you know!! We had zi char for dinner and Pau bring over a bowl of shark's fin and say: G, this is for you. I want to cry i tell you. I know it's a very weird dream but it was such a heartening sight when i saw all of you (im my dreams of cos). Then you know lah, after that we sure go clubbing one what hahaha but that sight nv come out cos my hp rang and i woke up. My mummy called from singapore, i don't know wan to happy or sad.

Anyway A, I want SCV lah, but MobTV also can lah becos Jeannette Aw got new show coming out you know? I haven go to the website so let me check it out first.
And before i step into the internet cafe, i received a sms. Pau, u made me more heartache you know? I would love to be there for your birthday and i really wish i can be there with all of you at your party but nvm, you drink my share for me okay? BIG share okay? my share is usually at least 3 jugs of beer. Hmm, take more pictures that day and show me and i will be happy :) Don't do the taliban girl again with Jill huh, too much ugly u know! Don't be upset, anything got Gerald Goh! I will dream again then give you big hug.
Love.

2007-04-18T10:39:00.000+04:00

Few days ago, i don't know why i suddenly thought of the times when we watched Friends together and i wanted to blog about it and some other stuffs but whenever i want to start blogging something seems to be stopping me, now i know why. Becos it wasn't worth it, not worth an entry.

You always claimed to have a good memory, which i believed becos whenever we quarrel you will bring up something which happened ages ago. Now, im beginning to have doubts about your memory storage. It's like it used to be 1GB, now it's 512MB. I don't understand why i even bother to remember. Mine has always been 512MB anyway, i don't remember alot of things, especially after i drink, i probably remember the wrong things. Or maybe i forgot that i need to click on the 'delete' button.

Celebration

2007-04-12T19:13:00.000+04:00

Celebrating 1st month anniversary in Dubai. So friends, how's life without me? Time really flies, its been a month already n my fat fat friend is still not here yet, pffttttt. Life without me shld be quite boring hahahha (i dun care, i assume), not too much of vulgarities ard you n definitely not too much of scoldings, not too much of fun n lame jokes, not too much of beer, not too much of chee-ko-peh look, not too much of pikie......

Hmm, i've experienced alot of emotions during this 1 month..
When i first arrived, i felt excited n scared n at the same time have to try to adapt a brand new environment n culture.
Then i felt alittle lost n lonely when i was coughing so badly during the first week, and when i was alone at home at night i start thinking about my family, friends n loved ones.
Then i went out with lanny n sis n friends on a few occasions n felt alot happier. Actually it's the beer, hahah.
Then i began to settle down at work, started to have misunderstandings and getting angry n frustrated with the filippinos in my office. Fyi, i just quarrelled with the senior accountant 2 days ago, i really wished she understand wat is knnbccb (she was the 'small fucker' whom i mentioned in the previous entry).
Then i began to feel some family warmth becos the malaysian manager n his wife are very nice to me.
Then now, im more or less settled n getting used to my new life here n i spend my time focusing on my job n anticipating the arrival of my fat fat friend n annoying the hell outta the filippinos!

Tomorrow is friday AGAIN, friday the 13th woohoo~ I will be going to cut my hair at some cheapo cheena hair salon, mebbe i shld term it as barber cos i really dunno how the salon looks like, i haven been there but the interior of the building makes a good set for haunted movies. Kaew, yes, its the China Shoe City where we had lunch in the damn 'lok kok' eating house n where pai-jie did her hair. Pls pray for me that my hair will turn out fine.. kaew pls bring all your caps here so tat we can share if we really cannot find an acceptable hair salon.

Somebody went BKK for holiday, enjoy your trip..

Ramble Ramble

2007-04-06T20:52:00.000+04:00

Now it shld be 1 a.m singapore time and everybody shld be at :

a) Zouk
b) M.O.S
c) St James Power House
d) Some KTV pub
and ME?!! Internet cafe.. so HIP right? Liangyi, dun laugh.

Anyway, i wanted to leave a comment on Drake's blog but cannot leh, dunno y. so i shall post it here.
I knew Pau sure take that baby one, everybody knows! but if that baby like alac, crybaby, then she shall have the pleasure of giving it away at the hawker centre. Pau, u like excitement right, i think its quite exciting hahaha.. And D, when we save enough money n courage, we shall climb tat cliff together, so that when we go shopping together in a wheelchair we can share the weird glances, 50% each. If kaew included, then abt 33% each. Alac not included cos too fickle minded, 1 min wan to climb cliff with us, next min wan to conceive baby. too much problem.

Then read this-
BCC's Initials:
B
A
D
Equals to BAD people
K
G
Equals Kilograms, ahhaha Kaew, you are the MAN!
I will try to think of one for the EMOs okay? or any suggestions?

I don't know what the hell has livejournal done to get blocked in U.A.E, so Pau n Vern i cannot read your blog :(
I'm going home to bathe n sleep liao, Goodnite everybody..

Good Friday

2007-04-05T15:58:00.000+04:00

I was chatting with my 'pu bor' friend June on msn earlier and tat bitch went like: " wah sian SINGAPORE long weekend, tmr Good Friday". Nabei lah, DUBAI every friday oso GOOD FRIDAY! hahahah.. June i know ur reading this, i want to tell u i miss SCV's channel 55 alot you know, here dun have sibei sianz.

And then, C, D and J chatted halfway then disappeared kns... And Lanny flying off to New York tmr then she is going back to S'pore until the 18th/19th sibei shiok, i oso want to go back, pack me in your luggage pls :( But on a brighter note, at least i will have my Dunhill menthol lights when she's back. It's been a real torture to smoke the menthol-cigarettes-without-menthol-taste cigarettes here you know. Here got no Pall Mall, no nothing! ARGH!

I need to call some friends and talk soon so guys see who's the lucky one! I shall go buy internet calling card n call from the internet cafe. Oh yah, i'm very happy cos i think Kaew will be joining me very soon yea! Hopefully they will approve the damn visa.
Okay i know this post very very random, later whn i knock off , go home relak abit n feel more feeling oredi then blog again. byebye.

PAU-LI-NAH, i want to hug you!
Mc sexy, i know who you are.. let's have a rendezvous when i go back okay?

L.O.S.T

2007-04-02T14:19:00.000+04:00

This entry is dedicated to a buddy of mine who doesn't even have a computer at home so i dunno if she will get to read this, but well i know it will still get to her ears somehow right f.r.i.e.n.d.s?

I have this good buddy, she's 23 yrs old this year but she's always like a baby, a very troublesome baby, in my eyes. She is always funny, sometimes kind n alot of times she's not too kind, she used to fight alot and always 'gao sua' people's gf last time, she's bad-tempered especially when she do not have enough sleep, she likes to act like she is not an exhibitionist (JB trip pple shld know why), sometimes she likes old women other times she likes young girls, she is a born actor/actress (whichever applicable), she is my love n hate.

You see, she doesn't have alot of friends, sometimes i oso dun understand why she is my friend and trust me, not many people can stand her (refer to all above + alot more unmentioned) but all n all, we have been blood brothers for more than 7 years n counting. I survived the 7 years becos she has been a true good friend despite constantly giving me troubles n problems that only God can solve. And secretly within me, i've always been proud of her for being a outstanding hairstylist at her age. And I know very well it wasn't easy for her when she started off as an apprentice. She wash hair, sweep floor, serve tea, ta-bao food for hairstylists etc etc.

So to me, she deserved to be where she is n who she is becos she earned it, she earned it within a short span of time becos she is talented n hardworking, able to take hardship n willing to learn with good attitude. She is the stylist who has been messing ard with my hair for the past 3years, she is the stylist who i will go to no matter how broke i am. I've so much trust n confidence in her and I've always thought that she will make it big someday n i believed everybody agrees with me, if not i'm sure at least the BCCs shared what i thought.

Sad to say, i think this buddy of mine totally LOST it. Blood, this has been going on for a few months already. I really dunno what happened to you, but the very least i seriously do hope you know what ur doing. Words of advice, acts of encouragement, mental support, beer sessions, we have given you all that we could n all that we had for the past months but it doesn't seems to help. Do you know how disappointing n heartbreaking it is for me? I really dunno what to do with you anymore n i think i shall stop doing anything until you find yourself again.

Do whatever you want to do as you please, at the end of the day, i do hope you will understand that all that we've done or said is for your own good. But the most importantly thing is, i hope you will realized it before it's too late.

P.S: A, dun worry abt your job thingy, D told me abt it so you won't tio gan i know it's not your fault this time but pls continue your job search ok? i dun wish to have another entry dedicated to you.

I AM BACK WITH A BANG

2007-03-31T22:05:00.000+04:00

Okay, i know it has been almost a week since i last blog, but im really caught up with work and when i can finally find some time to blog, blogger refused to let me sign in so it's really not my fault and i've got so much to talk about actually, let's get started.

Today is a public holiday in Dubai (dun ask me what holiday, i really dunno), so i dun have to work, finally can wake up late and finally get to do my laundry! i haven been washing my clothes since i moved into my new room and tats lk more than a week and my laundry bag is getting too full man. And me and lanny actually planned to go clubbing on friday since saturday is a PH and i dun have to work but guess what? before a PH, there's something called "dry day" which means all entertainment joints will be closed. The first thing on my mind was: How they expect people to enjoy their holiday like that?! tio boh?? wah lan eh, forget it, anyway i've already gotten over it. no clubbing suah, lim pei watch DVD. So in the end, i spend my thursday night watching DVD n relax at home.

And on friday, my manager jio me go shopping with his wife n nephew and another chinese manager. We went to this mall called IBN BATTUTA mall, its fucking big and quite nice. It's lk a theme mall, they segregate them into different country theme so they have like India court, China court, Persia court, Tunisia court, Eygpt court and afew dunno-what courts. I took alot of pictures but i need to borrow a thumb drive then i can upload them using my office computer. And then later in the night we went fishing but catch no fish n the wind was so strong i was almost freeze to death.

And then talking about office, hur hur hur. Knn i got alot of things to say man. I've officially made TWO (2) enemies in the office. One BIG fucker n one small fucker. The small one is only a kah kia so im not so pissed off with her but the BIG one is really one BIG mother fucker. HE is a fei li bin ren and he is the chai wu jing li. Im using hanyu pinyin becos i access my blog from the office too in case he come across this that dumb ass won't know he's being fucked upside down here HAHA. It started off with a small misunderstanding and he just got to complain to the boss but that asshole forgot that his boss happens to be of the same ethnic origin as me, chinese.

He actually wanted to warn me that the office is his territory and dun wan me to mess ard with him, and he tried to handle me lk how he handles the rest of the fei li bin ren but cheebye do i look lk a fei li bin ren to you? And of cos i never throw face lah, i gave him a taste of sin jia bo ren's power, so he dun give me face, i oso dun give him face and you guys shld know whn i dun give face dun come n tell me your father or mother is george bush or queen elizabeth, lim pei boh chap xiao. I didnt get into any trouble but from that day onwards i know that this man is no simple man but now he oso know that lim pei no simple too. He better watch his ass, anything he do wrong n let me catch, i will make sure he pack his bag go back fei li bin.

Now im telling u guys about this lk damn relak, i tell u ah that day when this matter happened, lim pei's face is as black as cadbury dark chocolate. That's all for today kids, pls update me with any available singapore stories. Pau, im happy that alac found a job finally but if she ever quit pls dun let me know ok? hahah later tio gan. And cole, i hope this entry will enlighten you alittle, u know u dun have to be vulgar by using vulgaric words, sentence structures n expressions r also an important part of vulgarities hahaha u slowly learn lah.

Boring..

2007-03-25T11:23:00.000+04:00

It's a boring morning.. too much boring.. I'm waiting for the driver to fetch me to headquarter office. Anyway, mission impossible accomplished though with lotsa hiccups but thanks everybody, i will be collecting the lappy from lovy later in the evening. Lanny fly off le.. Bye lanny..

Clubbing was pretty good on friday night, i had 3 stellas (cos buddy wasn't available) and a tequila shot (Pau i thought of u u know) and some vodka shit. Then lanny as lousy as ever, got high from a glass of vodka cranberry and some whiskey.. Aniwae i saw alot of gay boys at the club, dunno they're thai or filippino.. Oh, i tell u one bot of johnnie walker cost 800 dirhams which i think is about S$300 plus.. i was like: knnbccb! kill people put fire izzit! ( erm, jill lk tat u understand?)

Wo yao qu office liao, byebye..

Angry Angry ALL OVER!

2007-03-23T16:46:00.000+04:00

I haven't been blogging for the past few days cos i was busy at work and moving house. And then, today i heard some singapore stories and im feeling all angry now. You all think discipline master not around you all can anyhow izzit? Take things in your own hands huh??
Anyway, i don't want to say too much here, message has been communicated n dessiminated. And while Dubai having sand STORM, i think Shanghai having earthquarke now, if you guys noe what i mean. I hope you all know what ur doing, don't always give the same shit different smell.
U all sibei sart, im so far away still can make me angry. Too much good.

Anyway, i'm going clubbing with lanny tonight. i hope to see her pretty japanese n british crew mates to neutralise the bad vibes. I want to have as many heinekens as i can have (within my budget) tonight.

Ah lian, y never email me? i've heard abit from my spy but i wan to know full story, i wan to gossip! and you never online, EMAIL ME!
Vern, you know the best thing about a new job is not about having friendly colleagues or interesting job duties, it's about having HOT BABES as your colleagues or your boss! when they are hot, it's at least okay if they are snobbish ahahah i like.........

Mission Impossible

2007-03-20T11:58:00.000+04:00

Dear members of bcemos, thank u for participating in the mission impossible but pls pls make sure all tasks complete on time, i know there's very limited time but nabei we can make it right! Special call to Cole, you've been activated for the mission so pls crawl out of pasir ris and call jill about ur mission immediately. And also, ah pa would like to tell you tat u've kena alot of complaints u noe?
Jill, here's your chance to be out of probation becos if D is not so busy you wouldnt get to be the commander hahah mebbe i can put in a few good words for u?

All right, yesterday i met up with Lanny n her 'san pak' crew friends they r nice n funny pple and it jus feel so comfortable to hear proper english n hokkien n lingo lk "wah lau eh", "nabei", "sibei sian" becos for the past 9 days i've been communicating lk this:

Me: (in the car) Can turn up the aircon? I'm very hot.
Filippino colleague: Huh? Whatt?
Me: (body language - hand faning my neck n pointing to the aircon control)
F: Oh, u wan the A/C to be bigger? too much hot?
Me: Yes, A/C bigger pls, i'm too much hot.

So, it goes on. when i'm suffering from muscle ache, i tell them: my leg too much painful.
Cool right.

Okay, tat aside, im very happy becos i've found mahjong khakis! obviously they are lanny's singaporean crew friends lah so i can get a life here afterall. And yesterday i had my first beer after 9 days! yeah i was looking at the menu at a hotel lounge, turn n look at lanny (gave her the sibei consoling look) and said: it's my friend....Heineken.... I think lanny oso buay tahan me so she jus said: order lah! friday bring u go clubbing lah. Then i, HAHAHAHAH OKAY. So happy.

Roof over my head

2007-03-18T10:29:00.000+04:00

It's 10.29am Dubai time now, i logged on to my msn and found nobody online becos all my dear friends must be still slping after late night clubbing :(

Anyway, on a separate note, i'm glad to announce that i've finally found a room of my own! (Kaew pls read this) I've rented a room, which is the future love nest of me and kaew, from a Indian family (i know all of u must be thinking luckily it's kaew and not baobao). They are quite nice people and the wife is a doctor so at least i get free treatment when im sick hahah. And the lucky thing is they are indian hindu, which means we are able to cook bak ku teh in the house.

Kaew, i will be moving in tomorrow and today i will be buying all the essentials like T.V, dvd, bedsheet, table and chairs etc so when u come over you can live comfortably so u better treat me better whn ur here by cooking me whatever i want to eat.
Baobao, when kaew is coming over, can you pls prepare the very shiok home-made sambal chilli and let kaew bring over, like ALOT ALOT. That's the only thing i know i can count on you, unless tingting is allegic to chilli smell HAHAHA

That's all for today, IKEA here i come!

Greetings from Dubai

2007-03-17T12:32:00.000+04:00

Hello! To all my friends, here it is, my first blog entry.

Special thanks to 'Disease Killer' for setting up this blog for me and also dear Pau who tried so hard to think of a blog name for me while NAKED. And kiasu baby who left the first comment b4 there is even any blog entry. Please let my BCCs know about this blog k becos as you guys know:
D: Buried in tonnes of work
A: Busy drinking, slacking and making Pau happy
K: Always travelling or log on her computer once in a blue moon or do not surf the net at all when she's attached
B: Don't have a computer at all and busy babysitting we-know-who

Anyway, time flies and it's almost a week that i've been in a place where 1 out of 10 people you see is a Chinese. But nevermind, let me share some interesting facts:

1) If you thought that Singaporeans are bad drivers, then wait till u drive here. You'll meet the WORST drivers on earth.
2) There are 9 carrefour in Dubai itself, not including neighbouring states.
3) Everytime i go to supermarket, I'll see arabs pushing trolleys with things worth more than 1000dirhams inside (that is about 500 sing). They are so rich, if they like your product they buy them in cartons.

To be Con't...

And about myself, I look out of my window everyday hoping that kaew will drop from the sky and land in my room. Currently im staying in an apartment where:

I can wash my clothes
I can bathe
I can heat up food with the microwave
I can store leftover food in the fridge

I cannot cook
I cannot surf the internet
I cannot watch T.V (friends you know how difficult it is for me)

I mix around with malaysians, filippinos, indians, pakistanis and arabians now. My best friend has got to be Dunhill Menthol Lights. And i haven had a sip of beer till now. I miss my buddy, his name is Heineken. And the best thing that has happened, i chatted with my ex-gf online and she told me she love her gf. Other than that, im really quite okay here. Hahah.
Till then, pls wait for the next entry and hopefully i can get my internet, webcam all up asap then i can call you guys up or at least post some pictures!

Much love from GG..

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hope you will learn to love your blog because we'll all be coming here religiously to check up on you! :D

LOVE,
EMO-J!